Season 1 of Crappington was the season that started it all.
|1||1||Rob Gets An Anal Probe||Rob tells his friends about an odd nightmare he had the previous night involving an egyptian race called the Abydonians abducting him from his bed. Puff, Lance, Zowie and Chef all try to convince him that his dream really happened.||101|
|2||2||Weight Gain 9000||Rob tries to bulk up using "Weight Gain 9000"; Mr. Brown attempts to assassinate Kathie Lee Gifford. A mishap happens when Rob takes too much and becomes more overweight than he already is and Kathie Lee Gifford flees.||102|
|3||3||Double Trouble||Two Goa'uld assassins, Noob Saibot And Smoke-451 (better known as Noob-Smoke) cause mischeif and mayhem for Puff and his friends.||103|
|4||4||Brief Candle||The Kids travel to Inferniona, Homeworld to Ignitor and his race, the Pyronians. There, Ignitor's past is revealed.||104|
|5||5||Thor's Hammer||Whilst exploring Cimmeria, Rob and Puff are transported to a labyrinth where any Goa'uld, as well as their host, will die if they try to escape. The two nevertheless attempt to find a way out, but are found by an unwanted visitor. Meanwhile, Zowie and Lance use Tundra, a former Goa'uld host, to guide them to the labyrinth.||105|
|6||6||An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig||The kids try to breed an elephant with a pig as a genetic engineering experiment; Puff struggles with his abusive sister. An elusive Goa'uld Doctor creates a evil Puff by taking Puff's blood.||106|
|7||7||Zowie Gets Queefed||Zowie gets addicted to the latest drug; Zowie's pet hamster is introduced to the human world; The kids meet a genetic alien race called the Asgard.||107|
|8||8||The Bitix||After increased pressure to acquire advanced technology from their missions, The 5th Grade travel to the planet Gaia in order to capture a creature apparently capable of rendering itself invisible. There they meet the Bitix, an advanced race from Ida, whom the kid's fellow classmate, Dino-Rang, wishes to slay.||108|
|9||9||Drobot's Secret||Clyde finds an Arkeyan Dragon named Drobot and helps bring him into the Tau'ri community.||109|
|10||10||Split Decision||The kids rescue a group of technologically advanced Humans, the Tollans, whom they find near death on a volcanically unstable planet. The Tollans don't want to share any of their knowledge with the more "primitive" Earth Humans and, because of this, the NID and Colonel Harold Maybourne plan to take them away for study. Puff tries to stop the NID by having the reluctant Tollans use their technology to escape.||110|
|11||11||Politics||The Tau'ri government has drastic plans as Senator Robert Kinsey evaluates the dangers of the Groundbridge program.||111|
|12||12||Mecha-Utonatron-X 95000||After the Groundbridge program is shut down after Senator Robert Kinsey's visit, The Goa'uld creates its first tool of mass destruction: A massive robot. Puff and all the students must stop it.||112|
|13||13||Within The Serpent's Grasp||Rob decides to re-unite with his Father; The kids' fight with the Goa'uld robot concludes.||113|
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